Well folks I've received my first donation of one dollar. So to my generous contributor I've decided to make him something practical, something useful, something important. I'm also assuming that the contributor is a enormous Tesla fan, so I'm building them a death ray. Well, actually...I'm building ME a death ray, but they are welcome to use it.
Quickly! To the lab!
Now, to build this I'm going to need the boss of the tools, a hammer, Which I will take to the business end of a projection screen television. Projection Screen T.Vs are stupid, they give the illusion of being a big screen T.V. but they are not.
Saying "I have a big screen T.V. " and having it be a projection screen is like saying "I have a new Video game" and then whipping out a TIGER electronic hand held game. This was not only for my own personal satisfaction. I needed the lenses inside,
a big ass mirror (which now stands handsomely above my dresser)
and lastly check this out! It's a giant 3 1/2 by 2 1/2 magnifying glass!
Fuck you ants!
So with the crucial machinery already handled, I require material to build a frame so its off to the woods! Fuck you lumber yard!
But I've come to find although dismantling a television with a hammer is quite easy and fun, dismantling a tree is not.
Damn. I'm Stuck.
I need an axe in my inventory screen if I'm going to finish this. I need donations to get an axe and I need to build this death ray to wrap this up...hmm...I better wait here in the woods till this works itself out...Someone please help!
Quickly! To the lab!
Now, to build this I'm going to need the boss of the tools, a hammer, Which I will take to the business end of a projection screen television. Projection Screen T.Vs are stupid, they give the illusion of being a big screen T.V. but they are not.
Saying "I have a big screen T.V. " and having it be a projection screen is like saying "I have a new Video game" and then whipping out a TIGER electronic hand held game. This was not only for my own personal satisfaction. I needed the lenses inside,
a big ass mirror (which now stands handsomely above my dresser)
and lastly check this out! It's a giant 3 1/2 by 2 1/2 magnifying glass!
Fuck you ants!
So with the crucial machinery already handled, I require material to build a frame so its off to the woods! Fuck you lumber yard!
But I've come to find although dismantling a television with a hammer is quite easy and fun, dismantling a tree is not.
Damn. I'm Stuck.
I need an axe in my inventory screen if I'm going to finish this. I need donations to get an axe and I need to build this death ray to wrap this up...hmm...I better wait here in the woods till this works itself out...Someone please help!
I support Rowdy for President!
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