HA HA! Anthrocon! Of course!

As i sat their in the woods, hoping that somehow i would obtain enough funds for an axe to chop down this bitch tree, I suddenly realized: its time to take action. So I thought to myself, where was the last place I spent a gratuitous amount of money? At a Con! Its so obvious! but where where can i...okay you know what? You read the title, you know where I'm going with this. Anthrocon. The perfect setting for a decent bird like myself, surrounded by like minded lycans and lagomorphs ((if your unfamilar with that term, you need more Sam and Max in your diet)). With the help of my Man-servant Pandisimo, i shall wonder the Be-furred floor and do anything, and i mean anything, for the sum of one dollar. In fact for all those willing to donate and take a sweet ((and possibly explicit)) photo with me, I shall take them and put them on THE Internet, that's right, THAT Internet, i know...its awesome, but i just happen to have one of those kind of connections that enable me to connect to the "world wide web"...thats right...WORLD...you'll be like, famous. All proceeds given shall go to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, naked the clothed and of course complete my Death-ray that if you contribute to will be allowed to use on alternate weekends between nine and four. So here's hoping i see you you their! that's right! I'm talking to you specifically...uh...buddy!