Deathray delayed due to kittens: Anthrocon is a wierd scene man ((but awsome))

Well my brief stint in the animal kingdom has come to a close, after braving the wild Pennsylvanian hills and fending off and bartering with the indigenous Amish tribes I've returned to the lab. The first day, to be safe, i sent my associate Pandismo to scope out the place.













A couple of shady characters, but the shark seemed nice. So with my safety assured, i descended on the masses.

Then this happened. Son of a bitch. But being sexed up by a giant chicken and eaten aside ((which i am not necessarily complaining about)), i was their on a mission, to gather funds to for my glorious Death ray. But i became side tracked, i slowly came to the conclusion that some how the internet had manifested itself and formed into a congested cloud of meme's and fur suits and Glow-sticks, and ripped through dimensions. You ever see that movie Pulse? no? good. It kind of sucked, BUT its basically about ghosts living in the internet or something like that and i think it was the 3G network that tore through dimensions and they got out. Well its kind of like that, except things like courage wolf and pedo bear got out. That poorly worded description took me two hours to come up with, that is how hard this is to explain. I was confused and bewildered and i loved every moment of it.





















I dove right in to celebration, Immersed myself into the furry culture. Much to my surprise, it was actually working. I preached my cause, i swore that they could use my Death ray. It couldn't have possibly gone smoother, I had made over eleven dollars! But then it happened. Kittens man. They tore through me like tissue paper, the Fayette Friends of Animals, a wonderful organization that takes care of animals in need had a booth set up and from the moment i passed by those stupid adorable kittens my plan was as good as foiled. All of the money i worked so hard to get, partying and receiving hugs and booze, gone. So i left with nothing, my funds given to the kittens and my death ray no where near completion, but don't worry ol' rowdy will figure something out.
http://www.fayettefriendsofanimals.net/ in the meanwhile, check out this charities web site and see about tossing a buck or two to help some hard up animals.