Rowdy Penn Penn Exaviour Trinnidad The Third: A look back into tommarows future, only its happening right now.

Hello Friends, my name is Rowdy and I'm a plastic penguin. I've come far for an inanimate object, I have as beautiful wife named Trixie, two children named Salt & Pepper, named after my love for 90's contemporary hip hop and also what they are filled with, it was a startling coincidence. Now to the point, i have i request of you and before i get to it allow me to ask you, how many times do you take your wallet/pocket book out in a given day/week and dealt the contents of it out to the people you know and the grocery store/ hookers and the gin factory. Well what if i told you that theirs something else for your money to go too, i know, your excited already. For the meager sum of one dollar given to me insures that I will be in the possession of that dollar, i can promise this. How much money do you give to friends and family to ensure they don't stop loving you? The amount can litterally be in the tens of fifties but it doesn't have to be that way. What if i promised you that i will provide you with the same love as your dead beat kids or parents for a staggeringly lower amount then your paying now, plus a snappy picture of me and my family thanking you in some random location somewhere by doing something. Whats that? be more vague you say? what are you some kind of jerk?...I've forgot who's Hypothetically asking all these questions me or you. Your Dollar will goes towards things like, Convenience store burritos, fireworks, and dollar shot night at Stationary Joes bar for inanimate objects. I'm not very good at thinking of ways to end things.